dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit:
I feel like in Trickster there’s three types of characters:
- Loveable, sweet, slightly awkward dumbass (Phil, Crashpad)
- Cool af, takes no shit, slightly unhinged (Maggie, Wade, Sarah)
- Jared
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
Carroughts
Women Are Kind To Me
Like honestly I’m tremendously easy to please just get me breakfast foods or cinnamon rolls and talk about stuff I like and I’m your friend
tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”
me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????
This left me wheezing.
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.